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Vibrator Eggs – How noisy are they really?

‘Okay, there has to be others besides me who’ve been nervous about taking a vibrator egg with me outside the bedroom’, was my first thought when I got a vibrator egg in my hand.

It quickly turned out that I wasn’t far off.

Besides curious colleagues, there were also quite a few in my group of friends who wanted to know how quiet such an egg really is.

So I decided to test four different vibrator eggs to see if they make as much noise as I imagine they do (spoiler: They do not).

Of course, I also rank them for you so you know which ones are the quietest.

Two hands and a vibrator egg

Starting out

Just the thought of standing in line at the supermarket with buzzing underpants that to me sounds louder and louder, is really out of my comfort zone!

That’s why I also started somewhere completely different. At home.

No television, no podcast, no music. Just me and a vibrator egg.

And yes, in this setting it’s loud. It’s a quiet environment, and I can feel the vibrations and hear them in a different way than if it was someone else who used the egg.

I didn’t say anything to my partner, and at first he didn’t notice anything either. But suddenly I could see a change in his facial expression. There was a faint humming that wasn’t normally there.

It was a great joy for him to realise it was a vibrator egg and not the work phone at the bottom of the bag that was buzzing.

What’s even better, a remote-control is included with the vibrator eggs, so you can easily control it yourself or let your partner take over. You can stop the vibrations completely along the way or switch between them, and the remote-control is usually so small that it is discreet to have in your hand.

We tested four different vibrator eggs, and here is what happened.

From the bedroom to the outdoors

The first egg to be tested was the Amaysin Love Vibrator Egg.

I was a little nervous about it all, so we went for a short walk in an area where there are rarely many people.

That turned out to be a great idea!

First, it was easier to relax when there were no people around me. My partner and I could laugh at it all, and we got to experience all the vibrations (which were calm enough to help me relax).

If we walked closely together without speaking, you could hear a faint hum, but otherwise it really just me who noticed it.

Woman holding a vibrator egg in her hand in front of a tree

Then I got a little daring

The next thing that was tested out in the real world was the Sinful Vibrator Egg.

My partner got the remote in his hand, I put the egg in place, and then we went over to shop for a date night.

It may sound a little strange to use the egg in a supermarket, but it’s actually the ideal place to test it out: There are already noises from several different sources, you move around rather than sit still, and you can quickly get out of there again.

We tested it a bit along the way, and I was amazed at how powerful the vibrations are! It also means that it makes a little more noise than some of the others I tried.

But if we walked a few metres apart, it couldn’t be heard. Even when we were inside the store, no-one noticed anything, not even when we were standing in line.

Woman with a shopping basket and a vibrator egg in hand

Café visit with an invisible partner

The first two attempts had exceeded all expectations, so of course the time had come to something a little wilder—café visits!

With LELO Lyla 2 as my partner on the trip, I felt brave enough to sit down and have a cup of coffee with other people around me.

It was a mixed pleasure!

For sure, the egg was quiet, but the vibrations were strong, so on a hard wooden bench without a pillow, it didn’t feel super nice to me, and the humming sound was also louder than if I stood up. It therefore turned into a very quick cup of coffee.

No one noticed anything, but I can conclude that if you’re going to sit down with such an egg inside, it must be on a very soft cushion that is not shared with anyone so that it reduces the sound but doesn’t carry the vibrations over to anyone sitting next.

Woman with a book, a coffee cup, and a vibrator egg

Now or never

As the very last egg in the basket, the Velve Evy awaited me.

If the rumours in the office were to be true, this should be one of the quietest vibrator eggs on the market.

My partner and I therefore went to a bar which I knew had soft sofas and chairs to sit on.

It was relatively quiet when we arrived, and there were only a few other guests besides us.

We turn on the egg, and it could not be heard! There was some background noise and low music, so there was no chance that anyone would notice the quiet buzz.

Woman on a sofa with wine, snacks, and a vibrator egg

Why would I need a vibrator egg?

It might not sound like I’ve had the craziest experiences with this, but it was really fun to try!

It was a thing we could do together and laugh about. It was really fun to try, and having those little secrets with your partner turned out to be hugely stimulating.

To begin with, I was really nervous about whether the egg could be heard.

But not a single person seemed to notice it.

I could hear it, of course, since it was me who had it inside, and my partner could hear it if the surroundings were completely quiet and he really paid attention.

There’s no need to use it during expensive restaurant visits or in the cinema, because it can be a pressing feeling to sit down for a long time when you have it in.

In addition, it can be difficult to completely relax when you’re nervous about whether others can hear it.

Therefore: Use it in a place where there’s a little bit of noise already (birdsong, background music, other people talking, some water bubbling).

And hey, I promised you a review of which vibrator egg is quietest.

In a nice fourth place we have Sinful.

Third place goes to Amaysin Love.

On a very good second place we have LELO Lyla 2.

And the egg that could hardly be heard at all was Velve Evy!

Hand holding four vibrator eggs

Should I try it?

If you want to surprise your partner and have a fun evening, you should definitely give it a try.

If you want to use it exclusively for sexual gratification, it’s easier to get it to hit the right spot when you are able to correct and adjust it along the way. Depending on how private you are as a person, it’s probably best done in a safe environment.

I had a great time with the vibrator eggs once I got started. I’ll definitely try it again!